...when we came home today there was a NIP for our car doing 50 in a 40 zone - only on Tuesday. Oh bugger, I thought. And then I looked closely....and discovered.... It was my wife who was driving. Yep, she who always tells me I drive too fast has been caught fair and square!!!! Now, my wife is your actual miss goody two shoes and takes pride in the fact that she has never had an accident or even had a parking ticket in the 35 years she has been driving. Of course, I'm now calling her Stirling Moss and pretending the Mercedes F1 team are on the phone for her to replace Hamilton tomorrow. Strangely she fails to see the funny side. Her defence - "But those speed cameras are not turned on!" Not good enough, I tell her with my judges hangman handkerchief on my head....
On a serious note though, will she get a fine and points or a speed awareness course? Of course, I reminded her if it is a speed awareness course, she'll have to sit there all day with all the other law-breakers in a centre that up until recently was administered by.....her sister! Ouch, I've just broke another rib laughing!!!!!
Oh, I'm going to milk this one for quite a while.......
On a serious note though, will she get a fine and points or a speed awareness course? Of course, I reminded her if it is a speed awareness course, she'll have to sit there all day with all the other law-breakers in a centre that up until recently was administered by.....her sister! Ouch, I've just broke another rib laughing!!!!!
Oh, I'm going to milk this one for quite a while.......